So, tonight, Roommate and I went to The Kills Show. Now, during a point in the show where she had to go to the ladies room, this gross dude comes up to me and says, and I quote: "Hey pretty lady, why aren't you smiling?"
And thus, I yell at him "You wouldn't say that to me if you saw my huge dick."
Exactly.
Yeah, sorry. Got a thing about people I don't know telling me to smile. Blah.
And now, SLEEP. I will tell you about the cherry flavored condom I stuck in another dude's hoodie tomorrow. Maybe. If you're good.
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