Somewhere, Kathy Griffin is giggling maniacally

Ok, so, Clay Aiken came out of the closet and the world said... duh. Or at least I assume they did. I did. My first thought, after, you know- "duh" was... "Oh my god, if only I were in a room with Kathy Griffin right now!" and then, I thought- "But what about the Claymates??? Won't someone please think of the Claymates?"

http://theclayboard.yuku.com/topic/26806/t/Upcoming-People-Magazine-Cover-and-Article-PLS-READ.html

It's all pretty much hilarious. However, the best thing that I discovered was the existence of Clay Aiken fan fiction- like, more websites devoted to Clay Aiken fan fiction than you would ever think exist. Also, Clay Aiken erotic fan fiction. Honestly- the non-erotic stuff is, in it's own way, almost more hilarious, because it involves him solving mysteries and saving grandmas... and, uh, being in an abusive relationship that involves water torture and daily beatings? Oh, and some romances with elven princesses here and there. The erotic stuff is just... disturbing. I don't know, I've just never looked at Clay Aiken and thought "yeah, hot sex!"

But seriously folks, if you have some time to kill... I heartily reccomend leafing through these.

http://thewritersblock64831.yuku.com/forums/11/t/Clay-Aiken-Fan-Fiction.html

http://thewritersblock64831.yuku.com/forums/14