Just as I was starting to look practically transluscent, just as I was about to set my wardrobe aflame... the universe dropped this in my lap.
I am hot! And so are you! At least comparitively! I didn't even know a face could be arranged in such a manner!
(Arrested for domestic violence... think about that! Someone married this guy! And it's not even as though he has a good personality- you know, wife beatin' and all... hope for everyone?)
And even if you're thinking right now "God, Robyn is a horrible and shallow bitch"- you will have to find some amusement in this:
(arrested for cocaine)