Notes From The Underwhelmed

One thing you may know about me, if we are friends, is that I collect old timey etiquette books due to the fact that they are hilarious ...

I have never really understood the opposition to gay marriage. Not just because I happen to be for it, but because the arguments against it ...

You know how on talk shows like Sally Jessy Raphael and Ricki Lake and all the other ones, they used to have those "geek to chic"...

So, here are two things you can know about me right now- I have not posted anything about my personal self on the internet in a few years fo...

Ok, so, here I am, going about my own business, Googling around to see what sort of crazy crap the Republicans are pulling *today* regarding...

I am no religious scholar. Unlike even most people I know who are now atheists, I did not grow up with religion. The closest we ever...

It's been a while since I posted in this blog. It was mostly abandoned due to a weird stalking incident and then I never really got...

Dear Evangelical Christians*- When I was 8 years old, I asked my mother what our religion was, and her reply was simply "our religion i...

Looks like we're all blogging and shit again. ANYWAY... So, I read an article yesterday about how apparently kids are getting plastic s...

So, today, like so many days before, a totally weird couple came into my store. Sorta- the dude, actually, was hilarious, like, truly, very ...

I have a lot of "things." I wouldn't necessarily classify them as phobias, because if you sat me up on the Maury stage and cha...

Never trust a girl that wants to get in with the boys. Who tells you when she meets you that she’s never friends with girls. Who tells she l...

Can a Roger Corman movie starring a half shark, half octopus (and Eric Roberts!) be anything but awesome? I should say not. I'm way exci...

I have a habit of looking on Craigslist for ads from hilariously terrible people in order to post them on my friends' walls and declare ...