Notes From The Underwhelmed

being from ukraine, i have no idea what that 'vagi...

2009-11-09T09:35:53.972-06:00

being from ukraine, i have no idea what that 'vagina smile' is all about. hmmm. it must be a mail order brides' secret.

when this whole mail order bride thing was just developing, there were decent men from "the west" and some amazing ukrainian women who did want to create strong families.

right now, it's more about freaky american men in their 40s,

Well, when last seen, Bat Boy was still fighting t...

2009-10-20T14:57:57.451-05:00

Well, when last seen, Bat Boy was still fighting the good fight!

FTW!

2009-10-20T13:49:33.943-05:00

FTW!

you write: I was basically loathed by nearly the e...

2009-10-17T21:58:32.268-05:00

you write: I was basically loathed by nearly the entire town from whence we came

I reply: oh yeah i know that feelin'. Well from one former outcast to another, fuck em all. By the way, I always thought you were pretty great, and frankly brighter than most of them.

***julie

Oh I saw this last week! It was riveting. I like h...

2009-08-10T18:42:10.460-05:00

Oh I saw this last week! It was riveting. I like how her perceptions of the women changed at the end, (and mine)--but the men were exactly, (probs worse), than I had expected. Didja watch the next one she did about "Free Love?' Two words: Oil Ceremony. Oh, and I want her cute bangs.

Oh Jill, you always have all the answers...

2009-08-05T11:18:01.622-05:00

Oh Jill, you always have all the answers...

It means they have vagina dentata, with that big t...

2009-08-05T09:22:22.186-05:00

It means they have vagina dentata, with that big toothy grin of theirs. So watch out!

To praise my old roommate (also a Midwesterner) --...

2009-07-23T16:35:22.000-05:00

To praise my old roommate (also a Midwesterner) --

"Pastels are half-assed colors for half-assed people."

Well, apparently I was supposed to move here and *...

2009-07-23T13:52:04.048-05:00

Well, apparently I was supposed to move here and *pretend* to have values (such as wearing pastels) so I can get married to someone terrible!

But you're from the East Coast, not the Midwest, s...

2009-07-23T13:35:41.500-05:00

But you're from the East Coast, not the Midwest, so THAT'S why you don't to wear pastels. You don't share our values. Ahem.

And isn't a vadge throwing up called a period?

I hate the word "moist." In fact, I just started a...

2009-07-21T22:25:35.461-05:00

I hate the word "moist." In fact, I just started a blog post about ginormous tubs of lube and one of them is called Moist and I rant.

It's just so... eeew.

My new URL is http://britisstillshameless.blogspot...

2009-07-02T21:33:33.839-05:00

My new URL is http://britisstillshameless.blogspot.com/

Plz to update sidebars and such!

"nevermind the fact that the artist/musician guys ...

2009-06-26T10:32:22.254-05:00

"nevermind the fact that the artist/musician guys always end up with mind-numbingly boring chicks anyway"

God so true. PREACH!!!! I love the idea of dating the meathead. Why didnt I think of that before??? It's brilliant.

Any guy that calls me to "hang" at 2 AM does not g...

2009-06-24T09:10:13.252-05:00

Any guy that calls me to "hang" at 2 AM does not get placed in the "dating/potential bf" box in my head. No matter how hard he courts afterwards. Because his courting afterwards will only be a direct result of me not calling him or giving two shits afterwards, thus his ego is injured and he begins to court. Only to pull the "I'm not ready for a gf, sheesh"

I think we need to create our own line of ethical ...

2009-06-12T13:40:26.909-05:00

I think we need to create our own line of ethical leggings.

First and foremost: leggings FTW. Secondly, I agr...

2009-06-12T08:40:14.704-05:00

First and foremost: leggings FTW.

Secondly, I agree totally. I just cannot get into anything that involves one group of people (usually immigrants) doing something for me while I sit there and watch. Like doing my nails or cleaning my house. Ugh.

Aw! I plotz. You're too sweet. I don't know what I...

2009-06-04T22:28:35.562-05:00

Aw! I plotz. You're too sweet. I don't know what I'd do without you and your general awesomeness. It's true though- terrible people have a way bigger pool to choose from (if you figure that 90% of the population is either crazy, dull, or unattractive. Which I do.). I'm probably just in freak out mode because of the whole birthday thing. Aging makes me neurotic.

I see it like this. You're hot. Duh. So that at...

2009-06-04T14:38:56.029-05:00

I see it like this. You're hot. Duh. So that attracts the dudes. But you're weird. And I say that in the best possible way. You're unique and smart and independent and quirky and amazing, and frankly there are just not a lot of people who "get" that. Because people from our tribe of awesome are few and far between. So most dudes want the hot outter shell but don'

I have a distinctly pointy face- seriously, I have...

2009-06-04T10:39:50.705-05:00

I have a distinctly pointy face- seriously, I have the profile of one of those cut out halloween witches.

I don't know, I guess I only bring it up because I feel insulted on some level. It's not like I'm thinking they're trying to replace me, because I'm so great or something, with an empty shell of myself. It's like "THAT'S what you took from this? Of

Seems odd that the one thing he chooses to menti...

2009-06-04T01:35:27.458-05:00

Seems odd that the *one* thing he chooses to mention about you is that you run the SNSS. Um...?

But, that is totally freakish and weird. My high school boyfriend ended up marrying a chick that looks just. like. me. It's weird.

Woah. I will never doubt you again on these thing...

2009-06-04T00:08:36.175-05:00

Woah. I will never doubt you again on these things.

Pointy face?

"...you should ask her to read sometime." um, wow...

2009-06-03T22:17:37.206-05:00

"...you should ask her to read sometime."
um, wow. That sounds like something my mother would say to another mother in the grocery store while I was standing, horrified and bored next to the cart. The action figure might have no personality, but she was probably rethinking her taste in men right about that moment.

Writing in a bar is good? That's nice to know, I a...

2009-06-03T02:09:16.723-05:00

Writing in a bar is good? That's nice to know, I always felt kinda wrong for doing it, but it sometimes produced good work. I don't know why.

Actually, I believe the Archie comics are set in M...

2009-05-31T08:15:31.623-05:00

Actually, I believe the Archie comics are set in Mass, so if I were going by that (you know, instead of hair color), I would have won either way. There are boring people everywhere.

If you start talking about how Betty represents th...

2009-05-29T23:43:45.204-05:00

If you start talking about how Betty represents the Midwest and Veronica represents the East Coast, Imma gonna cut you.

Notes From The Underwhelmed

being from ukraine, i have no idea what that 'vagi...

Well, when last seen, Bat Boy was still fighting t...

FTW!

you write: I was basically loathed by nearly the e...

Oh I saw this last week! It was riveting. I like h...

Oh Jill, you always have all the answers...

It means they have vagina dentata, with that big t...

To praise my old roommate (also a Midwesterner) --...

Well, apparently I was supposed to move here and *...

But you're from the East Coast, not the Midwest, s...

I hate the word "moist." In fact, I just started a...

My new URL is http://britisstillshameless.blogspot...

"nevermind the fact that the artist/musician guys ...

Any guy that calls me to "hang" at 2 AM does not g...

I think we need to create our own line of ethical ...

First and foremost: leggings FTW. Secondly, I agr...

Aw! I plotz. You're too sweet. I don't know what I...

I see it like this. You're hot. Duh. So that at...

I have a distinctly pointy face- seriously, I have...

Seems odd that the *one* thing he chooses to menti...

Woah. I will never doubt you again on these thing...

"...you should ask her to read sometime." um, wow...

Writing in a bar is good? That's nice to know, I a...

Actually, I believe the Archie comics are set in M...

If you start talking about how Betty represents th...

Seems odd that the one thing he chooses to menti...